Admittedly, this colossal waste of time makes no sense unless you read the adventures of the Yacht Rock Couple as they go to couples counseling. Start your saucy, groovy avoidance of more worthy content by reading it first, my lovelies. 1. I Want You Back, The Jackson 5 2. Escape…

You took the money, right? Nobody stole it from you. Nobody robbed you of your songs. You sold them, right? You did. Nobody else. You. Those bank notes are for you. I don’t have them. I didn’t get the money. Did someone else? Presumably, no. You took the money. …

A pome by The Greatest … look, there’s never been a more nicer president than me, OK? Why are people so mean? The way we treat each other is obscene. We pound and pound, Grind each other into the ground. And get a message to Garland letting him know that my people are going to riot. Why can’t people be more like my MAGAts? Not like those…

12 tips to keep people from calling you a d!ck — Ask: Is there a complaint department? Look around. Check. Ask. Is there a complaint department at your organization? If not, see № 2. Paddle your own canoe You can do it. You should do it. Be the change you want to see in your organization. Be self-sufficient. Be a resource that can help others float downstream. Do not build your own canoe There are other boats…

I’m hearing he is not Donald Trump — Thank you, thank you. Da. Thank you. Folks, they said we couldn’t win. Couldn’t be done. People came up to me, big manly Russian men and women, with tears in their eyes, and said, “Mr. Putin, sir, you can’t mean it. It’s crazy. It’s too bold. Too macho. It can’t…

Hello? Goodbye. — Yeah, you. You’re losing us. Do your email subject lines (or Instagram ads, Facebook posts, Tweets, etc.) commit any of these cliché sins? 1. A “here’s the secret” subject line “This one weird trick.” “What they didn’t tell you in school.” “SEO/Instagram/Facebook/Google ads are dead. Do this instead.” You all make me feel stupid. And lazy. And…

Move over, NFC Least — The Chicago Bears kicked off the 2021 NFL season with a showcase showdown with the Los Angeles Rams on Sunday Night Football. The main storyline emerging from that contest: Wow. The Bears still suck. I’m not piling on here. In fact, having sat through the entire debacle earlier in the…

Here is what you need to look for now that Core Web Vitals is here — Google’s Core Web Vitals update in May is Google’s continuing improvement (?) of their search algorithm. Like it or love it (notice how I did not offer the option of “hate it”), you need to make nice with it. This is Google’s world. We are just living in it. The…